In "Liar Liar", Jennifer Tilly was absolutely incredible. She's my favorite actress, not to mention my partner on a surveillance mission from Alpha Centauri. Jennifer is actually a centaurian disguised as a curvaceous, sensuous, gorgeous human female, while I'm only disguised as a retired civil engineer and brazziere designer for Jennifer. What a challenge! Her bosom has a life of its own, you know! To make my job even more difficult, her body defies the laws of physics as she moves. For every action of her hips, there is an opposite but astonishingly magnified reaction of her bosom. And by the way, when she talks in that special seductive voice of hers, I start drooling all over myself. Oh my, she's just the sweetest thing on this planet!