I just turned 20.My Fiance and me were getting married,til IT happened.
4:07 P.M. I walked down the aisle.My sister holding the end of my dress.My niece spread red flower petals all over the floor.
Every now and then,I'd worry.What if he wasn't the one?What if this was a mistake?But I remembered what momma told me;
"No matter what he does,remember to love your enemies."So the butterflies flew away from my stomach.
When he turned his head.A small,tiny tear sprung from his eye.
Finally when the preacher said;"Do you,Nanette,take Johnathan to be your husband?"I couldn't quite hear him."I do."I said.A tear prickled from my eye.
When John said;"I do."And the preacher said,"You may now kiss the bride."I heard a BOOM in the background.Gasps rose.I could make out what the person said."DIE!"He yelled.I knew exactly who it was."
A week before,I got on a bus.I finally found a seat when someone said;"STOP!This is a hijack!"A young man said.Everyone was silent.
I soon learned his name was Ben Wishleth.I looked around,I was the only one moving.My brother was on the same bus,he text me and said;
"Do something!!!!"I knew I had to."Hey,why exactly did you announce you're a hijacker?I mean...Really?"I knew I took it to far,I was going to die.
"What did you just say?Brownie."He asked."Er...uh...I...er."I stuttered."I'm gonna get you...Oh..I'm gonna get you."And today,he got me...
4:07 P.M. I walked down the aisle.My sister holding the end of my dress.My niece spread red flower petals all over the floor.
Every now and then,I'd worry.What if he wasn't the one?What if this was a mistake?But I remembered what momma told me;
"No matter what he does,remember to love your enemies."So the butterflies flew away from my stomach.
When he turned his head.A small,tiny tear sprung from his eye.
Finally when the preacher said;"Do you,Nanette,take Johnathan to be your husband?"I couldn't quite hear him."I do."I said.A tear prickled from my eye.
When John said;"I do."And the preacher said,"You may now kiss the bride."I heard a BOOM in the background.Gasps rose.I could make out what the person said."DIE!"He yelled.I knew exactly who it was."
A week before,I got on a bus.I finally found a seat when someone said;"STOP!This is a hijack!"A young man said.Everyone was silent.
I soon learned his name was Ben Wishleth.I looked around,I was the only one moving.My brother was on the same bus,he text me and said;
"Do something!!!!"I knew I had to."Hey,why exactly did you announce you're a hijacker?I mean...Really?"I knew I took it to far,I was going to die.
"What did you just say?Brownie."He asked."Er...uh...I...er."I stuttered."I'm gonna get you...Oh..I'm gonna get you."And today,he got me...
After that...
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 Minutes later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they said ten words.
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 Minutes later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they said ten words.
Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell you guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick or Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" Said myself. I was dressed as a Elephant and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains Werewolves and Sparkly Vampires with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- you just dared yourself!" said myself. "I accept!" said yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." Said myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" Said yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
SPREAD THE WURD! :D
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick or Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" Said myself. I was dressed as a Elephant and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains Werewolves and Sparkly Vampires with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- you just dared yourself!" said myself. "I accept!" said yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." Said myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" Said yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
SPREAD THE WURD! :D
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Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The second nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody Said it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody Said it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could you pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? said the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made you laugh.
Here are 2 random facts:
They don't sell Smarties or Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made you laugh.
Here are 2 random facts:
They don't sell Smarties or Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.