1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two minutes later.
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if you are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when you get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if you can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 minutes and if your teacher notices how long you were gone, say you have diarrhea or constipation.
8.During a lesson or while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, question it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your seat and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if you are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if you aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how you are never chosen (even if you get chosen often) or accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when you get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when you get asked about it, say that you aren't allowed you tell-the government has made you swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma or grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! You look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen or pencil to school so that you can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives you a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the day with a grin.
17.When you are supposed to be reading silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives you the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* suits you. *giggle* Yea... you look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this question due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that you heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that you can't answer that. They threatened you to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that you had to take care of'.
26.(If you haven't learned) In an important test or assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your ass off that afternoon and the next day when you are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that you are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, day after day.
30.If you ever have to mark your own work, with every question you get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if you are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when you get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if you can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 minutes and if your teacher notices how long you were gone, say you have diarrhea or constipation.
8.During a lesson or while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, question it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your seat and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if you are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if you aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how you are never chosen (even if you get chosen often) or accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when you get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when you get asked about it, say that you aren't allowed you tell-the government has made you swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma or grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! You look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen or pencil to school so that you can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives you a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the day with a grin.
17.When you are supposed to be reading silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives you the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* suits you. *giggle* Yea... you look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this question due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that you heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that you can't answer that. They threatened you to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that you had to take care of'.
26.(If you haven't learned) In an important test or assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your ass off that afternoon and the next day when you are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that you are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, day after day.
30.If you ever have to mark your own work, with every question you get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the comment box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
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Just filling up space so the article will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the comment box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!
Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who
Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg
Just filling up space so the article will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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Not a fan but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.
4. Sophia Bush
She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.
3. Kaya Scodelario
Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!
2. Katie Cassidy
This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.
1. Megan Fox
Not a fan but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!
Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys or something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball or swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball or swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy you get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a sock with pennies, and then demand all of the food using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a random person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos or baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as you can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little Lamb at the top of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's food when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about random things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a sock with pennies, and then demand all of the food using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a random person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos or baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as you can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little Lamb at the top of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's food when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about random things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
u wudnt know if there was bread on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is bread on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the bread is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and or eat the bread that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the bread off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the bread that is on yer head so u can on living without bread on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the bread that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating bread it is so if i tell u that there is bread on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of bread on yer head