No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...
#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a day off school, I'm happy!
#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!
#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!
#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
#6:
So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I love golden showers!
#7:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
#8:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it by summer.
#9:
Taking a dumb, singing sitting on a toliet!
#10:
So what if I get drunk every weekend! So what I smoke weed everyday! SO WHAT IF I'M 12! Get off my back!!
#11:
If you hadn't lost your viginity by 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
#12:
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Their cotten, hahahaha!!
#13:
Let me make this clear for all you "men" out there.. You can't not hit a woman.. Even if she's physically abusing you.. Your be put to jail! Cause girls are protected by law.. Girls can't abuse boys, only boys can abuse girls!.. If you claim your girlfriend is abusing you! GOOD! You deserve it for being a man!
#14:
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
#15:
Child porn should be legal. The way I see it, people that rape kids would do it anyway. Child porn isn't at ALL an influence!
#16:
So if nuns don't have sex, they don't have kids. So why are they not extinct?
#17:
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
#18:
This is all BS! The Germans never did that to the Jews! But the Jews have done much worse to germans! Stop with your jewish lies about halocoust! Lets talk about 60 million nazi's that were killed for no reason after WW2! Not the fake 6 million Jewish deaths!
#19:
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
#20:
My boyfriend and I been dating 5 years. He married this very wonderful woman last year. I helped him pick the ring, and opened an account to help him buy it. Here is my question. His visits have dropped to maybe once every 2 weeks, and when I complained about this, he said the only way he could see me more is to pretended like he had a part time job, and had money to show for it. How much is fair to give him? And before you call me stupid, this was my idea!
#21:
Nate of American indians need to move back to indianapolis! I'm sick of immigration!
#22:
Right about now in my life I ain't got respect for grandmas, kids, aunties, non of that! IDFC if you got cancer grandma, I'll slap your teeth in!
#23:
The worse thing isn't death! It's love! Cause love is evil, just spelled backwards!
#24:
A professor put HIS OWN DEAD CAT, in a FREEZER and left it, so the rest of us had to clean it! #Gross
#25:
WTF PEPSI??> Embaressing Kendall Jenner like that! On behalf of everyone. Sorry Jenner.
#26:
WE NEED TO MORE BOMBS! WE DON'T FUCK WITH THE USA OR WE BOMB YOU LIKE CHINA! FUCK CHINA!!
#27:
I can't wait for 7th grade! Time for sex, drugs, love, AND MORE SEX!!
#28:
IF YOU A DUDE!
DO NOT walk behind me, epically when she's alone.
DO NOT speed up when she speeds up.
DO pass her on the sidewalk.
Jesus men, be aware of aware for once in your LIFE!!
#29:
When life gives you lemons, throw them the fuck away! Go buy a new batch you bought, independantly, yourself! Make your OWN lemonaid! And enjoy every damn bit of that shit! When life hands you things, it's never worth keeping.
#30:
I can't stand people who publically come out as gay! You don't see straight people publically coming out as straight! Nobody cares that your gay! You don't
#31:
Girls with eyes <333
#32:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
#33:
GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
#34:
So was Abraham Lincoln really a vampire killer before he was president?
#35:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
#36:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
#37:
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
#38:
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
#39:
This is PSA to men. When we say something and you disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if you continue to do so just cause you arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
#40:
I love jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if you let me walk all over you I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a day off school, I'm happy!
#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!
#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!
#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
#6:
So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I love golden showers!
#7:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
#8:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it by summer.
#9:
Taking a dumb, singing sitting on a toliet!
#10:
So what if I get drunk every weekend! So what I smoke weed everyday! SO WHAT IF I'M 12! Get off my back!!
#11:
If you hadn't lost your viginity by 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
#12:
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Their cotten, hahahaha!!
#13:
Let me make this clear for all you "men" out there.. You can't not hit a woman.. Even if she's physically abusing you.. Your be put to jail! Cause girls are protected by law.. Girls can't abuse boys, only boys can abuse girls!.. If you claim your girlfriend is abusing you! GOOD! You deserve it for being a man!
#14:
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
#15:
Child porn should be legal. The way I see it, people that rape kids would do it anyway. Child porn isn't at ALL an influence!
#16:
So if nuns don't have sex, they don't have kids. So why are they not extinct?
#17:
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
#18:
This is all BS! The Germans never did that to the Jews! But the Jews have done much worse to germans! Stop with your jewish lies about halocoust! Lets talk about 60 million nazi's that were killed for no reason after WW2! Not the fake 6 million Jewish deaths!
#19:
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
#20:
My boyfriend and I been dating 5 years. He married this very wonderful woman last year. I helped him pick the ring, and opened an account to help him buy it. Here is my question. His visits have dropped to maybe once every 2 weeks, and when I complained about this, he said the only way he could see me more is to pretended like he had a part time job, and had money to show for it. How much is fair to give him? And before you call me stupid, this was my idea!
#21:
Nate of American indians need to move back to indianapolis! I'm sick of immigration!
#22:
Right about now in my life I ain't got respect for grandmas, kids, aunties, non of that! IDFC if you got cancer grandma, I'll slap your teeth in!
#23:
The worse thing isn't death! It's love! Cause love is evil, just spelled backwards!
#24:
A professor put HIS OWN DEAD CAT, in a FREEZER and left it, so the rest of us had to clean it! #Gross
#25:
WTF PEPSI??> Embaressing Kendall Jenner like that! On behalf of everyone. Sorry Jenner.
#26:
WE NEED TO MORE BOMBS! WE DON'T FUCK WITH THE USA OR WE BOMB YOU LIKE CHINA! FUCK CHINA!!
#27:
I can't wait for 7th grade! Time for sex, drugs, love, AND MORE SEX!!
#28:
IF YOU A DUDE!
DO NOT walk behind me, epically when she's alone.
DO NOT speed up when she speeds up.
DO pass her on the sidewalk.
Jesus men, be aware of aware for once in your LIFE!!
#29:
When life gives you lemons, throw them the fuck away! Go buy a new batch you bought, independantly, yourself! Make your OWN lemonaid! And enjoy every damn bit of that shit! When life hands you things, it's never worth keeping.
#30:
I can't stand people who publically come out as gay! You don't see straight people publically coming out as straight! Nobody cares that your gay! You don't
#31:
Girls with eyes <333
#32:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
#33:
GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
#34:
So was Abraham Lincoln really a vampire killer before he was president?
#35:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
#36:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
#37:
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
#38:
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
#39:
This is PSA to men. When we say something and you disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if you continue to do so just cause you arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
#40:
I love jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if you let me walk all over you I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!