DEMENTED POEMS
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And swallow it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And swallow it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while ago and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi or Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi or Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? You know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let you go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are you enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling you how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? You know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let you go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are you enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling you how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End