Have you ever wished for better sexual 'assets'? [Please be as expressive as you need to be :)]

Well, I'm your oposite then, I wish my boobs were at least one size bigger and my ass a bit smaller. ;)

im with you.. my boobs are to big.. my butt it too big.. i just want everything to shrink a size.

o my godness,u must b so hott!Duh..i've fully opposite of u.my bubbies r bigger,but not like adults.& my butt is soo bigger,means 3 x ur butt!
I know anybody willnt sex with me!
(i'm 13 yrs old)

i want my boobs to be smaller

Interesting question. :D
I have a confession to make. :D
I do have some weird fetishes!
Yeah! I'm so horny when I notice long legs and beautiful hands.
All of that make me feel so horny.
About my assets, I'd love to have bigger boobs.
Small ass is just fine with me. :D

I'm actually happy with my boobs, but I wish my butt was just a bit bigger. It'd be nice if my thighs were smaller too . . .

I wish my butt was a TEENY TINY BIT bigger
I wish i didn't have to shave every two days
I wish people i like would notice my boobs
LOOK! LOOK! lol

My butt is to small and so are my boobs but its ok because I'm a guy and I'm not sure people would agree with that but im sure it would be a good conversational asset if i did ._.

BIGGER TITS!! >_>

Not even. I want the attention all on my face. I think big butts on women are gross.