so this started out like any other time you bake cookies except one I'm horrible at baking my cookies are like hockey pucks and I know that because my brother has used them in his shooting practice and they haven't chipped a bit second of all I was on my second batch and the others were right beside me so that meant I knew all annoying little bits of making cookies and my brother ,Jake was being so annoying even more than the cookies so I nearly picked up the near by hockey stick (the house was littered with them Jake had hundreds) and bang a cookies against him I could Jake taught me how but the cookie would break what ever part of him it hit. but then as I was putting the next batch in the oven a pounding came at the door. I thought it was my mom because she went to the Pharmacy and she got no sleep last night so she was cranky. Because she had a house key and I was busy with the cookies tray and Jake wasn't going to the door I just left her there because she could get it open for short. Well that was a big mistake because I dropped the cookies when she stopped pounding and then started again well that made me busy with the oven well when no one opened the door again mom started kicking the door man she was cranky!
"Jake will you please get the door mom must really be struggling if she can't open the door"
"Why me and not you?" he said not looking up he must think that I already have the cookies in the oven
"Because these cookies aren't getting in the oven easily" I said like it was the only possibility which it was
"Having troubles with baking again" he mocked
"Get the door" I growled. I felt very accomplished when he didn't even roll his eyes. Lets just say that there was a lot of stuff going on that makes it impossible to describe but I'll try (can I just mention this all happened in like three seconds( just to mention)). Okay Jake open the door with a loud creak and then for some reason I hear Jake scream (Like a baby) and fall to the floor and get stepped on what was mom doing?
Finally I got the cookies to stop falling from the tray and got them in the oven then closed the oven door and turned around to find ten ninja's staring at me in poses like they were ready to fight . Okay yes this is in real life at first I didn't think so but later I soon found yes it was real. so after I got beat up a little because I thought they were just some of Jake's friends pranking me but then realized even if they were friends they were going to hit so I had to hit back . I grabbed the closest thing I could find which luckily were my rock solid cookies I started chucking them at the ninjas and realized that I wasn't that good at throwing but I was good and shooting hockey pucks so I snatched the hockey stick and started shooting and I took out about three with the cookies until I ran out then I grabbed the next thing which was a bag of brown sugar good thing it was pre packed so it was pretty hard and I swung it and threw it at ninjas which delayed them but didn't stop any (dang). The next on the counter was some eggs I thought that they would do okay but the only one it took out was the one I kept hitting in the head like ten times before he just lay on the ground. Then Jake finally got up from being trampled and started helping. Jake was getting all the things that I couldn't because I had on the oven mitts which I didn't take off. Jake delayed them only but the one from the eggs throwing came back up and so did one from the cookies. The oven dinged that meant the cookies were done
"Cover me" I squealed
"Got it what are you doing?" he saw me going to the oven "This is not the time to make sure your cookies don't burn when there not even edible" I just ignored him went to the oven snatched the cookies and one wen down then two ninjas came to close to shoot cookies at them so I grabbed the burning hot pan and hit them both in the head and they went down. All the rest of the ninjas ran away even though they were really beat up.
When all the ninjas were gone Jake and I were silent for a minute
"Nice job with the cookies" he said breathing hard
"Thanks" I said breathing even harder. It would have been even cooler if we didn't have to clean it all up and dump the knocked out ninjas in a near by dumpster( don't worry none of them were dead) but for anyone who saw us we must have looked pretty weird.
"Jake will you please get the door mom must really be struggling if she can't open the door"
"Why me and not you?" he said not looking up he must think that I already have the cookies in the oven
"Because these cookies aren't getting in the oven easily" I said like it was the only possibility which it was
"Having troubles with baking again" he mocked
"Get the door" I growled. I felt very accomplished when he didn't even roll his eyes. Lets just say that there was a lot of stuff going on that makes it impossible to describe but I'll try (can I just mention this all happened in like three seconds( just to mention)). Okay Jake open the door with a loud creak and then for some reason I hear Jake scream (Like a baby) and fall to the floor and get stepped on what was mom doing?
Finally I got the cookies to stop falling from the tray and got them in the oven then closed the oven door and turned around to find ten ninja's staring at me in poses like they were ready to fight . Okay yes this is in real life at first I didn't think so but later I soon found yes it was real. so after I got beat up a little because I thought they were just some of Jake's friends pranking me but then realized even if they were friends they were going to hit so I had to hit back . I grabbed the closest thing I could find which luckily were my rock solid cookies I started chucking them at the ninjas and realized that I wasn't that good at throwing but I was good and shooting hockey pucks so I snatched the hockey stick and started shooting and I took out about three with the cookies until I ran out then I grabbed the next thing which was a bag of brown sugar good thing it was pre packed so it was pretty hard and I swung it and threw it at ninjas which delayed them but didn't stop any (dang). The next on the counter was some eggs I thought that they would do okay but the only one it took out was the one I kept hitting in the head like ten times before he just lay on the ground. Then Jake finally got up from being trampled and started helping. Jake was getting all the things that I couldn't because I had on the oven mitts which I didn't take off. Jake delayed them only but the one from the eggs throwing came back up and so did one from the cookies. The oven dinged that meant the cookies were done
"Cover me" I squealed
"Got it what are you doing?" he saw me going to the oven "This is not the time to make sure your cookies don't burn when there not even edible" I just ignored him went to the oven snatched the cookies and one wen down then two ninjas came to close to shoot cookies at them so I grabbed the burning hot pan and hit them both in the head and they went down. All the rest of the ninjas ran away even though they were really beat up.
When all the ninjas were gone Jake and I were silent for a minute
"Nice job with the cookies" he said breathing hard
"Thanks" I said breathing even harder. It would have been even cooler if we didn't have to clean it all up and dump the knocked out ninjas in a near by dumpster( don't worry none of them were dead) but for anyone who saw us we must have looked pretty weird.