Night came in and Cas was standing on a crossroad. He buried a small, tin box in the ground and then took a step back.
“Get your ass down, here, Crowley!” he yelled.
A few long seconds later Crowley appeared. “Give me one good reason why I wouldn’t kill you this very instant”
“Because I have something better in store” Cas said. He took a deep breath and then continued. “You have to bring Dean back to life”
“Let me guess, I get your soul in return” Crowley said bored. “Sorry, but that’s getting so old. Nice chatting” He wanted to leave, when Cas quickly said: “Not my soul, my powers”
Crowley came closer. “Why would I want the powers of an angel?”
“You’d be even more powerful. Probably undefeatable” Cas said.
“And you’d be human” Crowley said slowly.
“And much less of a threat to you” Cas added.
“So you get Dean back and I get all your angel mojo” Crowley summed up. “Sounds tempting” He grabbed Cas’ hand and squeezed it. “It’s a deal” He let go. “By the way, how are your insides?”
“What?” Cas frowned. Then he gasped for air and held his stomach. He gagged and threw up blood. He collapsed and lost conscious.
“Get your ass down, here, Crowley!” he yelled.
A few long seconds later Crowley appeared. “Give me one good reason why I wouldn’t kill you this very instant”
“Because I have something better in store” Cas said. He took a deep breath and then continued. “You have to bring Dean back to life”
“Let me guess, I get your soul in return” Crowley said bored. “Sorry, but that’s getting so old. Nice chatting” He wanted to leave, when Cas quickly said: “Not my soul, my powers”
Crowley came closer. “Why would I want the powers of an angel?”
“You’d be even more powerful. Probably undefeatable” Cas said.
“And you’d be human” Crowley said slowly.
“And much less of a threat to you” Cas added.
“So you get Dean back and I get all your angel mojo” Crowley summed up. “Sounds tempting” He grabbed Cas’ hand and squeezed it. “It’s a deal” He let go. “By the way, how are your insides?”
“What?” Cas frowned. Then he gasped for air and held his stomach. He gagged and threw up blood. He collapsed and lost conscious.
He may be our favorite angel-turned-Winchester-sympathizer, among other things, but Supernatural's Castiel is also the master of the cute quip. His best lines, of course, were delivered when he wasn't even trying to be funny, and the clueless angel's meat suit looks even more hilarious as he quizzically wonders what he said to make us laugh. There are a few one-liners that Cas tried to make out of his own volition that ended up making us chortle even if they weren't delivered as he intended.