This story takes place shortly after the events of Portal 2 about a month or so after Chell escaped. Spoilers ahead but not too many. Enjoy! :D




"LEEEEEEEEXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Skipper cupped his flippers around his beak and yelled her name for the 5th time. Her, Julien, Mort, and Maurice had their boom box turned all the way up and were jumping around on the bouncy.
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He tried again. No dice. He growled and marched over to the lemur habitat.


The music stopped suddenly and the lemurs all stopped...

I open my eyes and I start feeling the hard, cold table. I slowly sit up and see Pepper in front of me.

"Gah!" "Ahh!" Pepper fell off the table by suprise. I held my flippers out. Then I look down at my white feathers, running my flipper through it. "Why is my feathers short?" I look at Emma who was laying next to me and my own body next to her`s. "What? I`m Kowalski?" "K-Kait? Is that you?" Pepper poke her head up to look at me. "Um.... I guess..." I still don`t understand how I did this. I look back at my tail and it was shorter. "Well, I`m Kowalski all right..."

"Kait?" Pepper got up on...

I float closer to the door and it was Kowalski. "There you guys are..." He stops for a moment, then continue. "May I come in?" Lech did not say anything, then he spoke. "Okay, but your heart will be crush if you hate to see dead and almost dead friends..." He walk away, leaving Kowalski by the door. He rush inside and sees Emma and the dead me. "Wh-what happened?!" He jump onto the table, stairs fearfuly at them. I float down next to Kowalski, stair sadly at Emma.

"Demon is what happened." Beast spoke from the chair he`s sitting on. "Demon...?" Kowalski stair confussly at Beast. Beast`s eyes...

Jane Rizzoli stared out at the sunrise peaking over the tops of the buildings on the city.
"Beautiful morning. Just the perfect day to get us all killed by a psychotic dolphin." she muttered, now an Asian otter, much like Marlene, only with dark brown fur.
"I don't know. it may turn out for the best." says Maura isles, also an Asian Otter, only her fur was the same shade of red as her human hair.
"Personally, I feel I should've been a dolphin, but if the machine picked badger, then I have no choice, do I?" says Patrick Jane, stepping out of the HQ, talking to Private.
"it's just that... well,...

Skipper, the brave fierce leader, said he would never cry. Obviously, he hadn't had this happen yet. On the ground in front of him was the craziest penguin of them all Rico. His fallen comrade was to injured to be fixed.

"Rico!" Skipper said shaking the wounded penguin. "Don't you dare die on me! Be strong!"

Rico's eyes looked like they were glued shut. They wouldn't open no matter what. Blood from where the laser had hit him. "Rico please!"

"Well Peng-you-in." The psychotic Dr. Blowhole smirked, moving next to the very depressed penguin. "Looks like your team is one short. Once again I have...

The Sewers didn't smell so great. If there's one thing that hasn't changed in the past century, it's that horrendous stench.
Luckily the present sewer rats occupy the same area as their 1910 counterparts do.
The Rat King's great great grandfather was leading a pack of his own. he was a bit taller than the others, mainly because of his little top hat.
he even sounded like OUR Rat King, only a bit more... British???
"Listen up, gent's" he said " That blasted Squirrel has vexed us for the very last time! We must reclaim what is rightfully mine.. I mean Ours!"
Jeff, who does the voice of one of the...

"she got shot down...and she crash landed in Denmark" whispered Skipper. Meanwhile Sindaj was in the dirt and in very critical condition. Her right wing and left leg was badly broken and she was cut up and bruised in many places. She was unconscious with a concussion. She didnt feel herself being dragged away. She awoke in a Danish prison cell. Her head was buzzing like Rico's chainsaw. She knew that she was in trouble then sat in the corner and waited. Back at the penguin lair, plans were brewing. "okay so we know shes in Denmark but in what city" asked Kowalski, scratching his head with his...

(12:00am in Central Park Zoo)

Skipper: *yawn* Ok boys whats the plan for making sure alice doesn't know we're gone to the North Pole

Kowalski: Skipper I have no idea why we're going to the North Pole but I could build some robots that act exactly like us

Skipper: great oh and we are going there to reason with Santa and his little reindeer and elves

Private: can we go see hunter and cupid!! :D

Skipper: uhhhhh maybe

Private: yay!!!

Rico: nort pole! nort pole!

Kowalski: Skipper it could take 5 days to build the robots and it could take hours setting it up

Skipper: then we leave next week

Kowalski: maybe...

They were now speeding along, their massive sail pulled down and the motor on Auto-Captain, they looked out the windows of their boat, they were now in the strait, but they didn't see much yet. So they assumed they had past the first hazard, so Jett bravely stepped onto the upper main deck. That was, until they saw that single flash of brownish green lunge down, grab a crate of meat rations, and disappear, then another, lunging at an unbolted attachment knob. "Jett get outta there!!" yelled Lilly. Jett then saw another flash of brownish green, only two inches from grabbing him. He looked up...

At last, the group, and the rest of the army, were huddled up at the other side of the river, out of all 5,076 people in both armies, only one army, and 549 people remained, including Hannah, Lilly, Private, Kowalski, and Jett. Private huddled up with the rest of the army, alongside Domingo, everyone, was huddled up in a circular pattern, looking back at the other side of the river where the Tower was, looking for a shortcut to them. Obviously, shooting at the army from the other side wouldn't work, since it's shooting range is short, anywhere within 2 miles was doomed, but anyone out of that...

Dr. Damion was indeed in mixed feelings, he had captured almost all the recruits from the resistance, but lost captivity of Private and 6 other recruits. He then refocused his goals, it was time for a new plan. "I have an excellent idea," said Dr. Damion, getting up from his chair and heading to his security room. He entered the room and saw Johnston sitting in his chair of the security room, he spun it around so quickly that Johnston screamed. "Aaaahhh!!! Good afternoon Doctor!!" said Johnston surprised. "I'm going to leave for now Johnston to bring back the preserved minds of the more recent...

Lexii stepped up to the shipping crate. She was shaking with both excitment and fear. She had never met another lemur or a penguin. There had been a few animals at her past small zoo but she was the only lemur and there was no other animals except 2 lions, a tiger, and a couple of tropical birds.
She shook her head. She had to do this!
She jumped into the shipping crate. It was just big enough for her to sit down in. If she stood up her ears were about an inch from the top of the box. This is what she would be living in for the next 5 hours.. Oh joy..
Lexii: *kicks the inside of the crate gently*...

The group scattered.

Gallis: Hey, a tree with lots of leaves!
He ran towards the tree when he saw the three Deinonychus and their babies coming.
Gallis: Eek!
He got into the tree without their notice.
Then he saw the Allosaurus coming towards them while the adult Deinonychus protect their babies.
Gallis: Ooh! Good thing I kept the camera. Now, video mode, on!
After the great fight he saw how the Allosaurus walked of bleeding heavily and how the Deinonychus walk off victoriously.

Gallis: What a fight! I can't wait to show the others.
Lucile: Me neither.
Gallis: Hah! Oh, it's you.
Lucile: Scared you, didn't...