1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, you know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 2: How did you find me!?
PIG 1: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 2: You don't deserve this.. You don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 1: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 2: What you gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 1: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell you (add voice) you should probably be...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two horses with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely by their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted...

Flemington, New Jersey.

Johnny: *Walks into Allied Vision to get new glasses*
Receptionist: Hello Mr. Lightning. Jim will be with you shortly.
Johnny: Thank you. *Sits down, and looks at the magazines*
Narrator: When I was a kid, the Highlights magazines were one of my favorites to read, and I still take an occasional glance here and there.

A blond woman walked into the store, and pointed a gun at Johnny.

Woman: Mr. Lightning, I have a friend who wishes to speak with you outside.
Johnny: Very well. *Walks outside with the woman*
Receptionist: *Looks at the woman's gun, and puts her finger on a white...

As Kevin and Liam were enjoying their drinks, Parker walked in.

Kevin: *Sees Parker, and sighs* Here we go again.
Parker: *Walks over to Kevin, and Liam* Back again I see. Now I'll....wait...were you two here last week?
Kevin: Yes?
Liam: What about it?
Parker: I feel like I haven't seen you two in a month.
Kevin: Well, we were here last week.
Liam: And you challenged Kevin to another game of Dig Dug, even though you never win.
Parker: I don't remember.
Kevin: Well that's the way it usually goes.
Parker: Well I'll change that.
Kevin: Okay, let's go for it. *Walks with Parker to the Dig Dug game*

Outside,...

Mabel was in a special room, where she was designing weapons, and gadgets for spies of the Central Intelligence Agency.

Johnny: *Walks into the room with Commander Kane* Hey. What's happening?
Mabel: I missed you. Everything go well for you in Chama?
Johnny: Yes, and no. I failed my assignment, but I got a special watch.
Mabel: What does it do?
Johnny: Provides me with my own set of wheels. Perhaps I can take you for a cruise one day when we're off duty.
Mabel: *Gets closer to him, her smile getting bigger* I'll have to check with my supervisor.
Johnny: *Blushing* I'm sure he'd be okay with it as...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 7: Chilling

February was now history, but the days still seemed to be getting colder, with lots of snow. Thankfully, it was warm in The Nut House.

Liam: Good thing for heaters. Eh Mr. Nut?
Mr. Nut: *Puts chicken tenders in front of Liam with french fries* Yes, you're...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 3: You Have Received A Message

Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: You seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed that's...

Liam walks in, and here's his picture: link

Kevin: Liam!
Liam: *Goes to Kevin* Hey my friend. How are you?
Kevin: Good. It's nice to see you again.
Liam: *Sits down with Kevin*
Mr. Nut: *Walks over* And what can I get you Liam?
Liam: I'll have a coke, with stake, and fries.
Mr. Nut: Coming right up. *Walks over to David, and Liz to give them Liam's order*
Kevin: After we finish our lunch, want to play some arcade games?
Liam: Sorry Kevin, but I have to get back to work.
Kevin: Alright.
Liam: Don't you have work too?
Kevin: No. Today's my day off. The auto shop only has me work everyday, except Friday,...

Song: link

Sean: We're back.
Sean The Hedgehog: And for once, we're using music from Mario Golf. Our last two shows for this week are My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: It's more ponies, and talking trains ladies, and gentlemen.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash are best friends....

EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a random magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract you as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) You just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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A green 1970 Ford Mustang was going through Watkins Glen

Commander Kane: *Standing next to two men* Thanks for letting us rent your track. Johnny wanted to test out his new set of wheels.
Man 53: Anytime.
Man 95: If he used that Mustang in Nascar, he'd probably win. He set some good times so far.
Johnny: *Stops at the finish line*
Commander Kane: You done?!
Johnny: Yeah! Let's go home!
Commander Kane: Everything's already been paid for?
Man 53: Yeah. You two have a good one.

Back in Langley, Johnny had an idea.

Johnny: *Has his watch connected to a computer*
Commander Kane: *Walks into the room* What...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important pony in this shithole of a town, and you know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, you can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought you liked Rarity....

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 23: Welcome Back

The Nut House was back in full swing. The end of the pandemic meant that customers could come into the restaurant without having to worry about wearing masks, or getting others sick.

Yellow Triangle: Thanks again Mr. Nut. *Walks out of the restaurant*...

Note: Code Geass is an anime, that was done by the studio Sunrise. This story is for this website and Fanfiction.net.

Lelouch Lamperouge was the most popular student at Ashford Academy, even though he didn't want to be. Lelouch did enjoy bragging about himself and he was flattered by the attention, but he was the type of person, who liked to remain mysterious and secretive. Sadly for him, he wasn't given an option. Lelouch's charming, laidback personality and his looks made him very popular. Nearly every girl, that attended Ashford Academy, thought he was attractive and the male students thought...

Song: link

Blossom: *With Bubbles, and Buttercup* Welcome back.
Bubbles: And enjoy, Golden Iris.

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minutes later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 11: Where Have You Been?

David: *Walks into the dining room from the kitchen*
Kevin: *Walks in with Liam*
David: Hey you two.
Kevin: Hi. *Sits down with Liam*
David: You guys were here yesterday, right?
Liam: Yes. Why?
David: I don't know why, but it feels like you...